Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles…! 

-- Charlie Chaplin

The most wasted day in life, the day in which, we have not laughed…!

-- Charlie Chaplin

I like to walk in the rain, because nobody can see my tears…!

-- Charlie Chaplin

   

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;

and to have the two as close together as possible.

-- George Burns

 

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

-- Victor Borge

 

By all means, marry.

If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher..

-- Socrates

 

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

-- Jimmy Durante

 

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:  alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

-- Alex Levine

 

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

   -- Rodney Dangerfield

 

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

-- Spike Milligan

 

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

-- Mark Twain

 

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.

-- Joe Namath

 

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

-- Bob Hope

 

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

-- W.C.. Fields

 

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its

way through Congress..

-- Will Rogers

 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation, as you grow older, it will avoid you.

-- Winston Churchill

 

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

-- Phyllis Diller

 

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

-- Billy Crystal

         

Being rich is having money;
being wealthy is having time.

--  Stephen Swid

          If your success is not on your own terms,
if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart,
it is not success at all.

--Anna Quinden

"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for."

-- William Shedd

 

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

-- Samuel Butler

 

"Silence is the hardest argument to refute."

-- Josh Billings

"A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty."

-- Anonymous

"Life indeed would be dull if there were no such difficulties."

-- Anonymous

 

"No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future."

-- Anonymous

"A winner is someone who recognizes his God-given talents, works his tail off to develop them into skills, and uses these skills to accomplish his goals."

-- Larry Bird

"Many millions search for God and find him in their Hearts."

-- Sikh Proverb

"A loving Heart is the truest Wisdom."

-- Dickens

"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart."

-- Anonymous

"When you are green you grow; when you are ripe you rot"

-- Ray Kroc

 

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